' "Incident of the Undead" ' Created with QDK 4.1.4 !include define game asl-version <410> start game version <1> game info verb msg verb msg verb msg end define define options debug on panes on abbreviations on end define define room alias north description msg end define define room alias look north south end define define room alias look north south west end define define room alias north south end define define room alias east northwest end define define room alias look southeast define object alias displaytype article gender action give end define end define define room alias look south east west end define define room alias look <|nyou have to type west to get it to work, sorry|n> east west command goto end define define room '!qdk-note: my dick is HUGE! alias east west script msg description msg command { msg msg } command msg command msg command msg command msg <"F*CK NO!!!!!!!" you yell. you run at the man with your golf club retardedly held above your head. he pulls out a gun and shoots you. |nYOU DIED.|nType YES to continue.> command msg <"Yeah, that'd help."|n"Hop in, scrawny fella."|nYou get in his truck. |n"So, I take it you're headed south too?"|n"Yeah. That's why i said yes to your offer."|n"Hitchhiker, huh? from the looks of it, you want my protection too, as all you have is a golf club. Hitchhiker and a leech?"|n"Yeah, usually leech at school. i'm the role of the bullied nerd."|n"Well, if you promise not to do anything stupid, this relationship will go ok, i guess."|n"Alright. let's start it normally like this, despite the situation. My name is-"|n"No no, no names. keeps us from gettin' too friendly. Again, where're you headed?"|n"Wolverine, Vanderbilt, and then Ann Arbor."|n"That your final plan?"|n"Yeah, Wolverine for Prep, Vandy for a survivor check, and Ann Arbor To live in the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN."|n"A Michigan fan eh?"|n"Yeah, what about you?"|nWhat does he say?|nA: Ohio State Fan|nB: Fellow Michigan Fan|nC: Neutral.|n> command msg command { msg <"There's a good start. Go Blue. Now, want me to call you vandy or ann since we wont be in wolverine long if its only prep?"|nVandy Or Ann?"|n"How bout Arbor instead?"|n"I like it."|n"And you?"|n"Call me Buck. I was gonna go to U Mich at Dearborn. Dearborn, Dear, deer, bucks, ya know? I was gonna go to greenfield village, but i think ill go to ann arbor with you now."|n"Lets make a stop for greenfield."|n"Why?"|n"I had that for my 6th grade field trip, but never got to go. Some kid that bullied me threatened to kill me with his pocketknife if i went. this is our chance to go, so lets!"|n"Alright."|n> goto msg <"Now, Arbor, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch, and an annoying one at that, but i think we can make this work."|n"Just do me a favor."|n"And what's that?"|n"If you're going to do Zombieland stuff, please don't get me sued for copyright infringement."> goto msg <"I can tell with those words that you're going to get on my nerves...."> stop } command msg <"I'm a Crimson tide. Alabama baby, roooooooooooooooooooooooooool tide!"|n"They're good, yeah. But if things weren't fricked up, Alabama would get their asses kicked first game next season."|n"Defending National Champions? Excuse me?"|nHe pulls out a gun.|n"You heard me."|nBANG!|nYOU DIED. Type A or B to continue.> command <> end define define room alias east west end define define room alias east end define