Andrew Trewin
Name: Andrew Trewin
Email: clankthedude@hotmail.com
Games by Andrew Trewin
Backstreet Boy - Demo
My First try at a game. Its made with QDK Lite, so don't expect it to be the flashest thing ever. Your objective is to find a way to get the Hooker. Sorry if its a little bit confusing. This is only a demo because I can't make it any bigger.
~ Andrew Trewin
Added 18 Jun 2007
Assasinating Dr. Froth
In this Game you must simply find a way to escape the Elevator. It features Dr. Froth and Elex. Enjoy!
~> Walkthrough <~
* Take Ashtray
* Use Control Panel
* Use Burning Cigar on Golden Handrails
* Use Golden Rail on Mirror
* Take Shards of Glass
* Use Glass Shard on Emergency Escape Panel
* Go Up
* Go Up Again
* Push Fire Button
* Go To Elevator Maintenace Room
* Enjoy the Ending
Thanks for Playing my Game!
~Thana/Andrew Trewin
Revolting against the evil spamming of the Sword Masters Games one Good Grammer Game at a time.
Added 14 Jan 2008
The Statue of Riddles
You have found a secret temple in the Amazon jungle. Will you be able to make it through to the ending? Let's find out!
Added 11 Feb 2009
Reviews by Andrew Trewin
Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
20 Jun 2007
AMAZING! BRILLIANT! STUPENDEOUS!
Thats because I made it :P
Anyway, here is a tutorial:
*SPOILER WARNING!!!!*
MAIN GAME
1) Examine the bed.
2) Take the MC Key.
3) Go east to the Bathroom.
4) Use the MC Key on the Broken Medicine Cabinet and obtain a Condom.
5) Go West twice to the Dark Alley
6) Talk to Shady Guy and obtain some Weed
7) Go south into the Pawn Shop
8) Give the Weed to Uncle John
9) Exit the Pawn Shop and go north to the Central Main Street.
10) Go West to Northern Main Street.
11) Take the Hooker.
12) Go back to your Hideout.
13) Use the Condom on the Naked Hooker and read the end. :P
SIDE STUFF:
Bum Killer
1) Take the Rusty Spoon.
2) Exit your Hideout.
3) Use the Rusty Spoon on the Female Bum.
4) Read the Gore. :P
The Goth Kid
1) Go east to the Dark Alley.
2) Go north to the Central Main Street.
3) Examine the shiny metal.
4) Take the key.
5) Go south to the Dark alley again.
6) Use the Key on the Dumpster.
7) Ta-Da, Goth Kid.
Psycho
1) Exit your Hidout.
2) Go south to the Pawn Shop.
3) Look at the gun poster to obtain a Gun.
4) Go North again.
5) Use the gun on anyone.
6) Read the Gore. :P
HINT: The Shady Guy can kill you!
Anywayz, for NUMERO II, You find out why that Chinese Guy in Northern Main Street REALLY Exists.... >:3
Review of Lodus
24 Jun 2007
I found this game as not one of the best, but the sneak peek seems to make it look a bit more interesting. The story is ok, but some of the object descriptions are very... descrptive. Anyway, I'll be looking forward to the next chapter.
~ AT
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Review of Haunted Horror
24 Jun 2007
Dear Anonymous,
This game does NOT suck, I find it actually quite interesting. I havn't completed it yet but it seems to be fun. The story is ok, but there is a lack of objects in most of the rooms. I think you should add more, and not just have the ones that are essential.
~ AT
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Review of Enterprise
24 Jun 2007
Ok first of all, there are a few spelling mistakes. And yes, you may think i am crazy for giving this game a 5. So here are my reasons:
1) A game doesn't need to have a story to be enjoyable.
2) The class option is awsome in my opinion.
3) Being able to kill lots of people is fun.
So yeah, you may say im insane, but i have seen NUMERO 0 other games with variables like Charm, Pistol Skill, etc. I found it enjoyable.
Now let the insults attack.
~ AT
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Review of Captive (Demo)
24 Jun 2007
All in all, slightly fun :)
but before your characters speak, add these before and after: " "
Like this: "Here take this I dont need it im serving my time in prison."
And also, try to add more full stops.
And add some variables.
This game could become a good game. And make sure it has a good storyline too.
~ AT
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Review of Evil Work
24 Jun 2007
WTF? just... WTF?
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Review of House Of Horror
26 Jun 2007
Very short and very boring. I like the pie though :P
The bathroom also has no meaning of existance either.
Is this your first game ever?
~ AT
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Review of Q&A v.o1
27 Jun 2007
What is this "Gaia" you speak of?
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Review of Assassin
01 Jul 2007
"In this game you will explore ThereIsNoMafiaHereVille, a large happy town with a powerful mafia." for one thing, there is only 5 members of the mafia, so it aint all that powerful...
There are loads of rooms with no purpose, and every object is in the game FOR a purpose... Maybe, If you make a numero 2, you should add some descriptive objects.
IE. In the Car Lot were you buy a car, if you try to kill the guy selling them, he "runs you over many times with a car" were is the car?
Its also pretty short, with only about 3 missions if my memory serves me correctly.
Other than all of the above, 5 OUTTA 5!! YOU ROCK! KICK ASS! MAKE ANOTHER ONE! WOOOO!
~ AT
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Review of Day in the Life of a Teacher
05 Jul 2007
First of all i would like to comment on the TV.
"But thats not as important as a wildebeast eating a LEAF!" XD
Then I would like to comment on WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS???!!!
And the easy way to play this game is to click OPEN. When downloading. Worked for me :)
So yeah, were are the car keys? I get stuck in the garage and i cant get out :(
~AT
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Comment for Day in the Life of a Teacher
09 Jul 2007
Ok, I have got out and gone to school, and i have to say, its pretty cool :) I'll keep my rating at a 3.
~AT
Review of escape 2
09 Jan 2008
...
Nope.
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Comment for escape 2
09 Jan 2008
Oh, im supposed to add what I thought of the game. Right.
Um,
Whatever.
A syou can see my review will not be good.
I say Whatever to your bland storyline.
I say Whatever to your grammer.
I say Whatever to your constant spam of pitiful games that have forced other great games into the next 3-4 pages.
I say Whatever to the "challenges."
I say Whatever to basicly everything about your games.
Instead of constantly fixing bugs and re-porting your pathetic games over and over, actually fix everything first, instead of Spamming the crap outta this site.
Thank you.
~Thana
Review of mystery cell
09 Jan 2008
This game destroys all your Sword Master Spam.
Your father obviously has better grammer than you do - maybe you should ask him to teach you some?
I give it 2.
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Review of sword masters, drak's ressurection
09 Jan 2008
"ready for more bad guys?"
No. Im ready for you to go and die in a corner so we can start getting some quality games back onto this site.
~Thana
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Comment for sword masters, drak's ressurection
09 Jan 2008
Hey, I just actually played the game. If you can call it a game. All you do is tell us where to go and what to do, giving us (teh gamerz) no freedom whatsoever.
Another pitiful Spam.
~Thana
Review of Doomed!
09 Jan 2008
Has Ok Descriptions, but you missed out heaps of capitals. And you spelt evil wrong. Its an i not an e.
~Thana
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Comment for do what you want 1.1
09 Jan 2008
I Agree with Mic.
Comment for sword masters fight for the planet.
09 Jan 2008
One of the more retarded and annoying games you have made. Once again, no correct grammer in sight.
Not even worth rating.
Review of The Mansion II
10 Jan 2008
@ GAMER!
Im pretty sure you use the Knife in the Torture Room to cut off the dead guards finger, then use the finger on the Finger Print machine.
Also a 5 outta 5.
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Comment for Doomed!
13 Jan 2008
No-one could have said it better than you could have David.
Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
14 Jan 2008
Blegh, just noticed how ugly the Description is so im re-posting the Walkthrough:
~> Walkthrough <~
* Take Ashtray
* Use Control Panel
* Use Burning Cigar on Golden Handrails
* Use Golden Rail on Mirror
* Take Shards of Glass
* Use Glass Shard on Emergency Escape Panel
* Go Up
* Go Up Again
* Push Fire Button
* Go To Elevator Maintenace Room
* Enjoy the Ending
Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
14 Jan 2008
Thank you. A longer sequal will be coming out soon.
And it isn't a stratigy game, it is a puzzle. A stratigy game is like, say Age of Empires.
Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
15 Jan 2008
Uh, Thanks and Sorry Elex :)
Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
17 Jan 2008
Steve,
The reason you cannot use the cigar on the rail at the beggining is because, well you really have no reason to yet.
Comment for Kenny's Christmas Presents
21 Jan 2008
Welcome Back Sam.
Comment for Pain Labyrinth
27 Jan 2008
"I would kick ur ass in halo 3 lol"
I seriously doubt that :D
Review of Bob's Adventure
01 Feb 2008
Prepare youself for verbal pwnage by David W.
No Room descriptions. The Characters are classified as Objects, not people. The Baseball Feld is a person, apparently. Seriosuly pathetic.
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Comment for The Bomb
01 Feb 2008
Seems just like a little experiment with Timers. Why does the Bomb Room show up in the objects list if Im IN the Bomb Room? Why can't I take the Bomb? Please condsider these before releasing the next Beta.
Comment for vikings
10 Feb 2008
Urgh. Well seeing as you don't care if you get a bad review, Ill post one.
Its wriddled with spelling mistakes, and strangly enough a Viking ship has a TV in it...? The kitchen is filled with all the things a kitchen is normally filled with. Orly? Looking around, I see no objects in sight. Amazing...?
Not even worth reviewing. -8/10
Comment for Bob's Adventure
10 Feb 2008
On what basis? This game sucks more than yours does!
Comment for ESCAPE!-boring edition
11 Feb 2008
Even boring games should have SOME skill needed, like Pacman, instead of just clicking twice to win. Calling it a "boring" edition is no excuse.
Comment for Escape The House!
11 Feb 2008
Only 2 spelling mistakes I noticed. But this game still another dud on textadventures.co.uk. I miss the days quality games came out... Oh wait, there never was. (Except for the Mansion series, Kings Quest, all those others you know Im talkin' about ^^)
Review of Escape The House!
11 Feb 2008
Oh and heres the Rating. 1 - Appalling
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Comment for The Bomb 0.2
13 Feb 2008
Fair, fair. Nice to see that you added an ability to pick up the bomb. You should also allow it so that the "Set Bomb" and "Use Bomb" are the same command, for the players sake.
As for deleting the Beta, sign up on the Forums at this site:
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB3/index.php?
And ask Alex.
~AT
Review of Escape The House 2!
13 Feb 2008
Another peice of crap. Seriously, no grammer whatsoever. Many spelling mistakes.
And taking the key manages to turn on the lights as well! Amazing. Appalling. And btw, there is no humor in this game whatsoever.
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Comment for The Bomb 0.2
16 Feb 2008
Looking forwards to seeing you on the Forums. Im known as Thanatos 'round them parts.
Comment for Kill All Enemys
25 Feb 2008
Seem's I am unable to download it.
Comment for Escape The House 2!
12 Mar 2008
Amusing.
I havn't really been active lately so I am going to play your game again and see if my feelings about it change.
Done.
Alrighty. You can see the key in total darkness yet not the paper clip. The lights turn themselves on magically after taking the key. To win just keep clicking north. There is absolutely no room descriptions whatsoever. There is no Ghost object in the final room.
I am at a loss at how you managed to do this. Did you put any thought in it whatsoever? Why do you, and others like you, continue to create these things and expect a positive responce from the quest community? If the truth hurts you so much I wonder why you continue to upload crappy games into the archive and expect a different reaction.
Try to create a good game. Add challenges, puzzles, unique item combinations, interesting room descriptions. A storyline. Don't get me wrong, I am no master of Quest, and few have actually achieved that. (Not mentioning any names) But for the love of god, wait a few years until your age reaches two digits, then try again.
Saying I suck, well that is just really mature. I just don't know how I am going to live on. And you wonder why people don't like you here. If you get a truthful post about your crappy games you simply swear at them, insult them, and show no respect whatsoever.
Holding you back? How does telling the truth hold you back? As far as im concerned it isn't, I am simply telling you how to improve. I regret the way I reviewed your game earlier, I shouldn't have been so cruel. But unfortunetly everything I said was truthful.
A ''dis incouraging loser''. Creative. If only you could channel some of that creativity into your games. I am not ''dis incouraging'' you. I am simply telling the truth, as I have mentioned earlier.
You hate me. Yeah well, build a bridge and get over it. I don't care if you hate me, your words are just pixels on a screen, and hopefully I will never meet you, so I don't give a shit about your feelings towards me are. If the truth hurts you so much then stop posting games like this and screwing up the archive.
You lost your 4 star rating? I am at a loss at how you obtained it in the first place. The only people who gave positive comments about it where authors as crap at writing games as you are. No offence, but like I said, truth hurts.
And I wrote this all under the influence of virtigo! Im so proud of myself. dther99, please just look outside your window, and think about the possibilities just waiting around the corner for you. This is not a world you belong in. This world of game creating is not the place for one such as you. Maybe in a few years, yes, when your grammer and IQ have gone up a bit, maybe even your maturity. But for now, please just leave. You don't belong in this world as much as quest belongs in yours.
Good Day, I hope you take my advice and leave before you are ground into the dirt by ones much crueler than me.
~AT
Comment for Something 'Bout A Hex
12 Mar 2008
Interesting. I'm not sure what to categorize this game as. Sci-Fi? Mystery? Enlighten me.
Review of Konikomo: Island of Darkness v0.4 (Demo)
12 Mar 2008
To get to the one fight, speak to the wise man and ask for your stuff, then go into town and head north. (North is only unlocked once you speak to the wise man)
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Review of hotel
22 Mar 2008
Appalling. *cough*sandpit*cough*
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Review of Captain Lighthouse's Museum Mystery
22 Mar 2008
I had to decide between 2 or 3 for this game. I would give it a 2 and a half but unfortunetly Alex didn't design his rating system that way so... 2.
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Review of Rising Blood
28 Mar 2008
Im not even going to bother reviewing this.
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Review of Neighbours From Hell
02 Apr 2008
Still, it completely obliterates anything you could ever make. At least we can thank you for not being a complete immature idiot and writing things like:
This is the worst game I'v seen. A very bad game. I suggest to you people: DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS GAME. SAVE YOURSELF TIME. ITS BAD!!!!!
And giving it a one star rating like most of the other retards David has spoken with have.
As for the actual game, I pretty much agree with what everyone else here has said. Original, fun, not too easy yet not too hard, not too long yet not too short. All the good elements of a great Text Adventure game.
AT
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Comment for hotel
04 Apr 2008
I think the term was "The blind leading the blind". In this case, it's the bad author leading the bad author. Gamer cannot even grasp basic aspects of the english language, let alone create a CS, never mind a Text Game.
Review of Ultimate Escape
20 May 2008
Ugh. Im not even going to bother playing the damn thing.
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Review of Skilled trade
22 May 2008
If your "still working on it" then why post it?
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Review of hellfire
06 Jun 2008
Im sensing the little sandpit elves have poked their heads out from the cracks they came from.
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Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
07 Jun 2008
Strange. You say the ending sucks yet you apparently there is no way to win. The only way to view the ending IS to win, unless you downloaded it and took a look inside. But if you did that then you would know that you CAN "win" it. It isnt my fault your a complete idiot, so there is no need to call me a loser. At least I have actually produced a game that gets more than one star from the rest of the people here.
Begone, vanquish thyself from my presence. Crawl back into that little hole you came out of.
And learn to make one post instead of two. It isnt that difficult.
Thana
Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
07 Jun 2008
PS. Your a complete idiot. Apart from the fact I wrote this in the first week I downloaded the trial of Quest, and that I was, like, 9 years old when I did, your a complete idiot.
But then again, your 8 years old. What else could I expect?
Review of Enterprising
07 Jun 2008
Dear God.
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Comment for Enterprising
23 Jun 2008
...
Your a sick little puppy.
Comment for The Devil's Bargain
08 Jul 2008
Not that this is the place to be asking that question. If you have any Q's that need A's then sign up at the forums and post a topic.
And im too lazy to categorize games. Maybe later.
Review of Dragon Quest
09 Aug 2008
I don't mean to be harsh, but even my first attempt was better than this one. Typing commands and not using compass commands or the inventory - removing the sidebar, it seems - isn't a good tactic for a newbie at quest.
So,
There is a key under the bed. I can't take it because there is no use for it. Does my Character know that? No. So why not take the key. It could be a magical key that has the power to shoot a massive laser at the dragon, but meh. Whatever.
Next, Even if I take/type the skillup I still can't sneak past the dragon OR fight him, making the game unbeatable.
I recommend making a game with a few rooms, uses the compass, and has items to pick up, etc.
Thana
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Review of richell scape
09 Aug 2008
This is bad. Like, real bad. Ok,
I need to take the "sheild" to be "defensive" against the zombies, whatever that means. But guess what? I can't take it. Ho hum.
I can't take the dagger either, which somehow "glistens in the moonlight". I thought I was in a kitchen? Oh well, looks like I will have to face the "A pack of wolfs" weaponless.
Thana
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Review of grounded
09 Aug 2008
Just when I thought the game had some decent grammer, I found the "phome bullet". Is that for the blowgun Don't they use darts? Whatever. AFter opening the toy box I didn't bother pressing on.
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Review of The assassin
09 Aug 2008
Isn't there already a game named assassin? At least it had a capital and was spealt correctly.
I can take a free slencer from the pawn shop without Andy stopping me.
The magical guard hidden in the marble stops me from going through a door.
The dead guy is an object.
Andy will sell me a broken guitar for 5 bucks but will give me a Rocket Launcher for free?
There is no 3rd street.
Stop making games. Please, on my knees, I beg of you.
Thana
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Review of DJay32's METROID Lite
09 Aug 2008
Wow, thats alot of text. But it is interesting and I liked it! Well done. I was too lazy to play further after I shot the airlock, hehe, but the game is well done and much better than Mario is Missing. Keep up the good work.
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Comment for The Former
18 Aug 2008
Here's what you do - Game -> Status Variables. Create a Numeric Variable named money/cash etc (Be sure to name the actual variable with lower case ONLY). In Display set what you want to see, with a ! for where the numbers come in. Eg, Money: ! will be Money: 100.
Set the initial value by typing in how much money you want the char. to start of with, eg 300.
Now, click Ok and close the variable window. Now, when you get to the section where you want a char be given/taken money, use the Variables -> Increment/Decrement a Numeric variable. Decrement for taking money, Increment for giving. Type the name of the variable (this is the variable name, not the display) then type the amount you want them to be given, eg 100. Ta-Da!
Comment for grounded
22 Aug 2008
If your 12 and this is how you spell, then I can't help but doubt your schools ability to teach English.
Unfortunetly you havn't realised yet that no-one likes your games. After playing one of the dreadful sword master games I didn't see a point to play any of your "games" to the end.
Comment for grounded
23 Aug 2008
Your blind too? Wow. I totally buy that, thats how you can see where all the things on the screen are, and how you can see what im writing. Or do you have your parents or siblings standing over you? And you still spell like crap? Ha.
Completeing the game is certainly within my abilities but with all the crap you have mounded up onto the site non-stop, I only need to play one of your games to know that they are all going to be riddled with the same errors.
Review of get to the toilet enhanced version-quick win
04 Sep 2008
So you just plagiarized the entire game and added in a new command? Not good, not good at all.
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Comment for Riddle Run
04 Sep 2008
A riddle usually has more than one line to it. Mabye you didn't understand the rest of it?
Note - I havn't played it.
Comment for Progarm Warriors book1part1
17 Oct 2008
Yeah, your own well written book. Nobody has ever heard of animorphs before. Plagerism is not tolerated. This will be removed shortly.
Review of digimon
17 Oct 2008
Not much of an improvement.
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Comment for TCSOD v2 - Preview
21 Oct 2008
Well, I have to put it into the sandpit (because its a preview/demo), but, I like it! Looks good. Maybe when you complete it I'll play through.
Comment for The assassin
27 Oct 2008
Actually, I like most games - that are actually good. Thus, I yours a steaming piles of dung.
Comment for The assassin
28 Oct 2008
*sigh* Here we go again.
"Your first game was the sickest text adventure on this website and an 8 year old played it."
Really? I would have thought that Enterprising was. Thank you for playing it!
"You could of a t least placed a warning."
You could have at leas t read the description: "Your objective is to get the hooker." Isn't that clear enough?
"And your second game you end up getting stabbed. Surely someone could of jumped out of the way of a knife."
Well, usually people don't say 'Hi there, under my jacket is a knife! I'm gonna stab you with it! Now jump out of the way as I try to kill you in slow-mo.'
"Your games are a load of crap that was mangled by a reversing fork lift truck so stop writing reviews on games and let the website cheer as another fat person who ruins a good website leave this community."
I take pride in my high matabolism. I am a reed bending in the wind. I can safely say that I have been part of this community longer than you, and the only people who would cheer would probably be you and the other bad authors who simply cannot accept the fact that, well, maybe the games you make are not that good. Everyone can make games, but some people just shouldn't.
Please avoid such childish replies in the future.
Thana
Comment for The assassin
28 Oct 2008
Coming from you, saying my two games were crap means absolutely nothing to me. I only take into account the ratings that people make who arn't complete mental retards. But hey, at least you played them!
Comment for The assassin
31 Oct 2008
Wow, it took you 3 days to come up with that? And I'm the retard?
Comment for The assassin
02 Nov 2008
"... people who don't even know what a retard is because they themselves are."
And you didn't mention that? Or do you lack basic motor skills and can't even scroll up?
"Why have you never written a good review on any game on this website?"
http://textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=36#r635
http://textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=89#r644
http://textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=23#r799
"why do you even make games?"
I could ask you the same qustion, but I would use proper capitalization. As for the answer, I do it because I enjoy it. You should try making games sometime, because those abominaions you make in 45 seconds are *not* games.
"Why don't you just stop using this website and give people some piece?"
Because I enjoy talking to all the intelligent individuals here. Wait...
Besides, havn't you already been banned from the forums? Or isn't that enough of a hint for you?
"Get off this website."
*ahem* Make me.
Review of Room of war part 1
02 Nov 2008
Hey, it isn't bad for a first attempt. You did better than some other people I know. Just work on your spelling a bit. If you have an questions do not hesitate to ask. Better yet, sign up at the forums!
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Review of a knights quest 1:fire golem
08 Nov 2008
Wow, this game is confusing. It pains me to say this but, well, the truth is, it isn't that good. Grammer is terrible. All the usual stuff that is wrong with games seems to be compiled here.
Besides, sleeping dragons are a bit out of the ordinary. I don't walk down the street like: "Oh, there's Archie and his sleeping Dragon Max, now, time to get down to the Qwik-E-Mart and buy some 7UP..."
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Comment for Riddle Run
19 Nov 2008
Perhaps the hint is: Work it out yourself, B!%$#@! *Dead*
Comment for Happy?
25 Nov 2008
It'll be set up for online play automatically in the next few days. In the mean time, download quest and you can play it by downloading it.
Comment for Happy?
26 Nov 2008
If it come sup with this:
' "Happy?"
' Created with QDK Lite 4.03 - UNREGISTERED VERSION
define game <Happy?>
asl-version <400>
gametype singleplayer
start <Happy with your salary?>
game author <Sarah>
game info <Created with QDK Lite 4.03 - UNREGISTERED EVALUATION VERSION.>
end define
define options
debug on
panes on
abbreviations on
end define
define room <Happy with your salary?>
alias <Boss Office>
look <Boss: Are you happy with your salary?|nYou: Yes/No.|n|n(Say go to yes or go to no)>
place <yes; Yes>
place <no; No>
end define
define room <Yes>
look <Boss: I tough you were :)>
indescription <You said yes.>
end define
define room <No>
look <Boss: Sorry, can't hear you. Say again.|n|n(Say go to yes or go to no)>
indescription <You said no.>
place <Yes>
place <No>
end define
Copy it and paste it into a word document. Then go Save As. From the drop down menu, select All Files and type Happy.asl
Now open that file with Quest, and ta-da.
Comment for Colours - F&M
26 Nov 2008
Ask on the forums. I have no idea.
Review of The stable kid 2: oblivion's call
29 Nov 2008
Try playing his other games. This one is a massive improvement from them.
Oh wait, it's still one star. And crap.
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Comment for The stable kid 2: oblivion's call
01 Dec 2008
You know what the funny thing is? He can't spell my name which is CLEARLY SHOWN right above the post he read. Not to mention, how am I supposed to hate it without playing it?
Gamer has already been banned from the forums. Strange he hasn't taken the hint.
Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
22 Dec 2008
Thank you for the compliment, and I will most certainly check out your game.
Comment for a knights quest:demonic
22 Dec 2008
Yeeesh. This was, quiet frankly, terrible. You only had to press south a bunch of times, and pick up three object. Which weren't even needed to play the game - it includes the items into every scene regardless of whether you have them or not. And the grammer. What grammer? 1/5, Sandpit.
Review of a knights quest:demonic
22 Dec 2008
Oops. Heres your star.
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Review of GHOSTWOLF: The text game
22 Dec 2008
Better than most. At least half the time I could actually understand what the people where saying. The comnbat system is a bit retarded though. Keep up the good work(?)
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Review of ChristmaKwanzakkah
23 Dec 2008
Why didn't you post this before? Its absolutely BRILLIANT!
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Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
27 Dec 2008
A remake of Demonic? No thanks. 1) Im too lazy and 2) Im uninterested. Sorry! Thanks for your "review" though!
Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth
27 Dec 2008
Thats nice, but it has nothing to do with my game. Please only rate it as to what you see fit for it, not as a bribe to make me play your game and rate it high. Thanks.
Review of hero's and zero's part 1:punisher vs predator
27 Dec 2008
No no no no no no no no! Bad Magix! Bad!
Please, please, please concentrate on improving your grammer and game creation skills before making heaps of gams destined for the sandpit. I would recommend signing up at the forums, if you haven't already!
Thana
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Comment for hero's and zero's part 1:punisher vs predator
29 Dec 2008
I have.
How about YOU make one? Those pathetic things you have dumped onto the site can hardly be considered "games". Take the hint - Either stop this pointless jousting with me and try to improve your own ability to create games, and stop rating games I 1-star extremely high as a puny attempt to undermind me, or leave.
It really is that simple. You have already been banned from the forums for your misconduct and disrespect towards other people. You can just as easily be banned from this site.
Thank you.
Thana
Review of The Olden Ages
29 Dec 2008
What a coincidence. An aweful lot of Micheal's running around, isn't there.
Very confusing game. The red background hurt my eyes a little bit. There are hardly any room descriptions, other than "You can buy/trade items and fish."
(10 = Good)
Gameplay = 1 (Uninteresting.)
Grammer = 3 (There was hardly any text to rate this on.)
Fun = 1 (There was very little to do.)
Storyline = 1 (There isn't one.)
Overall = 1.5 (As the rating system doesn't work like that, the game is a 1.)
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Review of the ghost and the subway phantom
04 Jan 2009
I would appreciate it if you didn't call me a prick. If you are unable to handle the truth of the matter - that your games are appalling - then please work on improving them, instead of being downright rude.
Now for the actual review.
This almost seemed like a good game from reading the first room, but the rest of it is just downhill from there. You lose alot of points for the (usual) terrible grammer that plauges most games. Nitpicking:
I didn't want to shoot the Gangsters, just look at them! What is this?! Besides, after you "look" at them the first time, try it again and they get killed all over again!
All these retarded side quests make no sense whatsoever. Sorry, but once again, another 1 star must be awarded to your game.
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Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
04 Jan 2009
I made this game 5 years ago. 9+5=... C'mon, you can do it! 14! Hooray!
The most annoying person on this website? Ha! Haven't heard that before. Please stop being rude to me simply because I review your games completely unbiased. Thank you.
Thana
Review of do what you want 1.1
04 Jan 2009
This gamemade Top Ten because only one person has even bothered to review it.
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Review of REMAKE:the ghost and the subway phantom
04 Jan 2009
Hmm.
Well.
Your grammer is terrible. Please use a spell check such as this: http://orangoo.com/spell/ Before uploading your games.
The game itself is confusing. I don't really understand what is going on most of the time. Whats up with the wierd puppets? Why do I have to jump out a window to get to the town centre? What town is this anyway? What is my NAME?
Thank you for your apology, but please, there is no need to include that into your game. Out here in the site is fine.
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Review of Doomed!
04 Jan 2009
Three stars is too high. I found the ame bugs that I find in *any* of GAMER!'s gams.
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Comment for REMAKE:the ghost and the subway phantom
04 Jan 2009
You will have to purchase Quest Pro.
I read the newspaper, but throughout the rest of the game there is nothing that really relates to it. Who is the person killing bums in the subway? We need to be able to discover these things.
Not to mention that there are no puzzles, or really anything to fricking DO.
City Names: Lotus City, Kripyn City, Khoas City, etc
Character Name: Jonathen Westcliff, Jacob Hallows, Jason Rellik, etc
Thana
Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
05 Jan 2009
Hooray, the first real review for my game. Thanks Elex. <3
Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
07 Jan 2009
Thats lovely. How about actually writing a review instead of your biased hate for me ruling your ratings?
Comment for the last crusader:the demo
09 Jan 2009
Good boy! Really, don't try to implement Fighting. I can't, so I sure as hell know you wont be able to (yet).
Comment for Backstreet Boy - Demo
11 Jan 2009
Me? Banned from this website? You have already been banned from the forums, and this is your last chance. If you want to be banned from this website too, then please continue to insult me.
Thana
Review of Schools out
31 Jan 2009
LOL. Funneh! Nice game, grammer needs work (Miss has two s's, After a ! you don't need to add a full stop) but I enjoyed it :)
DORK
FUN
FUN
FUN
FUN
FIRECRACKER
FUN
FUN
FUN
kekeke...
Thana
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Comment for Schools out
31 Jan 2009
I played it Online.
Comment for Schools out
01 Feb 2009
Magix, if that is your feel of the game then do NOT rate it 5 stars. A 5 star award is only for the greatest games - if this game is lacking to you, it does not deserve such a high score.
Yesh Michael, it stopped suddenly at level 2.
Review of Forward and Back
14 Feb 2009
For me it does - The internet just hates you Elex ^_^
Heh, fun :) It *is* simple, and for that it can be addictive. You should try making some other classical dice games such as Zilch for that extra fun facor! Good to see more new faces around too.
I rate this a fair 3.5 stars, but since the rating system is gay it'll have to be a 3 star from me.
Don't forget to introduce yourself on the Forums!
Thana
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Comment for Forward and Back
14 Feb 2009
Ooh, and I threw this into the Multi-Player category. Better than the Sandpit, mate! ^_^
Comment for Forward and Back
14 Feb 2009
You have to be a Moderator.
Review of A hitmans life
24 Feb 2009
Your missions is to kill Mr Holamolladola. You MUST kill him.
You can look,speak to tv.
you can look,sit on couch.
You are in home.
There is a TV, a couch, a Table with a gun on it. and a body lying on the table. here.
You can go south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast or southwest.
> look at Body
you killed him :)
> speak to Body
He's dead
> take Body
You can't take that.
> look at Table
it has a gun lying on it.
> take gun
I can't see that here.
> take Table
You can't take that.
> northwest
oh no no no noooo
> west
You are in weapons room.
There is a Hand gun. and Ak47 here.
You can go east.
> take Ak47
> take Hand gun.
> east
You are in home.
There is a TV, a couch, a Table with a gun on it. and a body lying on the table. here.
You can go south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast or southwest.
> southwest
(Red Screen)
> south
You are in presadents office.
There is the Presadent and a note pad here.
You can go north.
> look at Note pad
it has "public anouncement 5:50 today" writen on it.
> shoot presadent
I don't understand your command. Type HELP for a list of valid commands.
> use Ak47
You can't use that here.
> use ak47 on presadent
you shoot at Mr holamoladola.
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1 star.
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Review of Hole the game.
01 Mar 2009
Well, it is actually Holes, with an s. And unfortunetly this was no better than your last game.
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Review of Mario is Missing 2: Ultimate Quest
05 Jun 2009
All this terrible game has done is pushed great games out of the top ten list and brought back dther99. I hope your proud of yourself, Jay.
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Review of final smasher 1 demo
05 Jun 2009
What a fucking piece of dog shit. This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. This game is about as fucking appealing as an ooze infested fucking sewer rat shit. I've had more fun playing with dog turds. The basic dino sucks my ass, Tyson sucks my balls. This game is an inside out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I'd fucking rather yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
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Comment for Mario is Missing 2: Ultimate Quest
06 Jun 2009
Well thank atheism that you're the first person who has ever actually accepted that their game is a bit crap without launching into a 9 year old tantrum.
The sad thing is that GAMER! and Megaman a) are probably the same person, b) are rating it high just to piss me off because I gave their own games a shitty star score, and c) seem to think it's my fault that their games are the equivalent to a buffalo doing a diarrhea dump in my ear.
The bitchiness of the entire textadventures.co.uk 'game' creators is a real pain in my ass. Having to rate and categorize one shitpickle sandpit piece of fecal matter after another is really annoying. Not to mention demoralizing. Why should I create a game if the only people who play it are shitfaced 11 year olds who are just going to rate it bad because I offended them by telling the truth?
Yes Jay, I could have been more polite, and for that I apologize.