Michael the gamer

Name: Michael the gamer

Email: letsgopsp@hotmail.com

Reviews by Michael the gamer

Review of Assassin

06 Oct 2007

The the best Game I ever Seen!
this game has a lot of description
And I liked the ending

Well Done Mocha Man and Eager Elmer!

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Review of ESCAPE!-boring edition

06 Oct 2007

Man this Game is funny!
You can even type a walkthrou in about 5 secounds

*Walkthrou*
Go Right and then out

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Review of Lodus

06 Oct 2007

I liked this game.
I Liked the effects like the baackground
Its not like a action game its more like a relaxing game

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Review of Dim

13 Oct 2007

I liked this game its funny!
this part was my favioite: (use hammer at ceiling in crate room)

You hit the ceiling hard, and candy comes out. I love pinatas! Ok just kidding... Really it does nothing.

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Comment for ESCAPE!-boring edition

20 Nov 2007

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At review #3 Comment by Steve Lingle

19 Nov 2007

"You can even type a walkthrough in about 5 seconds

*Walkthrough*
Go Right and then out"

... then why did you grace this with a 3 star rating? (...and your own misspellings)

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Reply:
OY! HOW DARE YOU!
CANT YOU MIND YOUR STUPID BISNESS STEVE LINGLE?
I CAN RATE THIS GAME IF I WANTED TO ...
YOUR KINGS QUEST... YOU DIDNT MADE THE GAME!
IT WAS CREATED BY SIERRA AND KONAMI
ITS SOOOOOO BORING I WOULD GO TO SLEEP
NOW LET ME GIVE THAT GAME A 1 STAR RATING JUST TO TEACH YOU.
......STUPID JERK
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At Review #2 Comment by dther99
18 Nov 2007

thats why its called boring edition!

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Reply:
I Know its boring but it's so funny

Review of King's Quest V - The Text Adventure (FULL VERSION)

20 Nov 2007

What a piece of junk made by Steve Lingle
http://www.textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=153#r712
Make sure you read this!

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Review #1 Review by Shanielle

3 Sep 2007

If you are a Kings Quest fan you will LOVE this game. I was completely amazed at how close to the story line it was. Incredible! It's really cool especially if you have already played KQV because now you get to imagine the screens and pretty much play from memory - it's a whole new challange. If you haven't played KQ I still think it's a worthwhile game because the storyline is so captivating. I hope you enjoy the game as much as I did - I give it two thumbs way up :)

Rating: 5 stars

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If your a Kings Quest fan buy don't you buy the game intsead of look at this junk
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Review of King's Quest V - The Text Adventure (Part 1 of 2)

20 Nov 2007

Everyone check this Review!
http://www.textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=112#r713

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Review of Escape 2. (also known as part 2)

20 Nov 2007

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Review #2 Comment by Steve Lingle
19 Nov 2007

I'm not going to rate this. If I did, it would be a one or a negative number. Please make an actual game before posting on here. This file seems to be no more than a practice file to see if commands can be used.
"Its pie" when you look at the pie.
According to the walkthrough, you have to "pull the book" but the commands "pull the book", "pull book", "pull", "pull the book that says lever" and "pull book that says lever" do not work.
By the way, you must type "book that says lever" when you want to do something with it... look, x, take, speak to.
I played it longer than it took to create it, I'm sure.... which wasn't long, I assure you.

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Reply:
I know it wasn't good but why the negative feelings?
Man if your a teacher all those kids that you teach will have a hard time.
and guess what?
Your Kings Quest is gone from the 10 Best rating games
lol

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Review #2 Comment by dther99
18 Nov 2007

walk through: take all pies. go into the living room. go to the library. pull the book. throw pie. the maniac will die. you win.

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Reply:
You just improving on making great games.
That jerk Steve Lingle is a negative guy.
Just Ignore him
That Walkthough was Helpful
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Comment for King's Quest V - The Text Adventure (FULL VERSION)

24 Nov 2007

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Review #4 Comment by Steve Lingle
23 Nov 2007

Michael the gamer sure taught me a lesson. Apparently, he does not appreciate criticism of his grammar.

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Reply:
What the hell is criticism?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Wow is everyone dead or is everyone just not making new games or comments

Comment for King's Quest V - The Text Adventure (Part 1 of 2)

24 Nov 2007

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Review #11 Comment by Steve Lingle
23 Nov 2007

Michael the gamer sure taught me a lesson. Apparently, he does not appreciate criticism of his grammar.

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What the hell is criticism?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Wow is everyone dead or is everyone just not making new games or comments

Comment for Escape 2. (also known as part 2)

24 Nov 2007

dther99 you should look at this
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1776

Comment for ESCAPE!-boring edition

24 Nov 2007

dther99 you should look at this
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1776

Comment for Pain Labyrinth

01 Dec 2007

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Review #5 Comment by Tai
30 Nov 2007

steve- i appreciate u not rating it and all (cus it would probably be like a 2) but can you say something positive? Do you just feel like complaining about every single game someone makes even if their new at making these games? You only even comment nicely if its some pro game maker whos crazy good, which im not. And hey i make mistakes, so dont be so harsh. I'm sure when you started you felt the same way.

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Reply:
Same...
Thats what happened to me when I comment on one of dther99 games (called Escape- Boring) and I game it a star rating 3
I thought that was funny because it was a bit lame but then ...
Steve lingle came in and made a non-positive comment on my review.
and made this forum
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1776
I found a bugs:
If you navagate you may will find youself going around in circles
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Rewiew #6 Comment by Steve Lingle
30 Nov 2007

Hi Tai,
Hey a 2 is better than a 1! But sorry if I sounded harsh. There's just been a barrage of games that are either riddled with errors (spelling and game errors) or they aren't even completed. That's why I started posting comments (seemingly negative) on those games. When a game is well made, or "crazy good" as you said, I certainly do make a positive comment and a high rating.
I think what gets me is that people make and post games that have little or no descriptions, most spelled wrong, and have tons of errors that make it unplayable. You'll see something like "You are in Big Room". That's a simple example showing that the gamemaker didn't bother to use the prefix "the" in the title of the Big Room. Sometimes the exits are screwed up where you end up getting yourself trapped and when you look into their code, you see there was no solution to get out of a trapped room.

Mistakes do happen and even the best gamemakers make mistakes but if it's your first game and you know it doesn't work right, don't post it on here and expect to get happy comments from other people. Honestly, this is probably the harshest I get and it's really not that bad compared to other reviewers I've seen. So take that as a positive.

Let's see. Something specifically positive. I don't recall a lot of misspellings so that's a positive note. I really didn't play your game long enough to find a lot of positives. It seemed fairly random walking through and when you are less than one minute into the game, you die by an explosion that came from somewhere else in the maze. I took a look at your coding and saw that you made use of the timers. I knew that while playing the game but I saw how you had them set up. My suggestion would be to give the player a warning that they set off a ticking time bomb and give them an option to get away or at least stop the bomb somehow. The issue in this game is that if you stumble into the room and see the bomb, you can walk all the way to the other end of the maze and 30 seconds later, BOOM! Do you get what I'm saying? Anyway, just a suggestion for you.

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Reply:
This is the first time I have agreed with a idiot (Steve Lingle)
I agree that if the game doesnt work right dont post it on this website
about 75% off all games in this achieve are useless demos and junk.
Demo: If it was a demo that was made about 5 years ago maybe more maybe less and that was about to be relesed 1 years ago maybe less or more. Why didnt it came out full version at a exact date?
Junk: Everyone knows what is junk and the game called ryan's own msn is one of them
But I still dont get why are you negitive..
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Review of The Convenience Store of Doom!!!

03 Dec 2007

An ok game
I found it very funny when you type fight (object)
Since your gonna make a v2
I should say that when you type dance in the quest runner it closes and if you do it on the Play games online it makes this x on the picture
You should ask Alex how to put pictures in a zip file instead of the internet.

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Review of House Of Horror

08 Dec 2007

If you wondering what is the walkthrough for House of Horror well here it is.

1.Speak to ghost
2.Go East
3.Take Pie
4.Go West
5.Give pie to ghost
6.Use key on door
7.Go north
8.Type 'Climb Ladder'
You win

This game is a could had more inprovements

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Comment for Escape 2. (also known as part 2)

08 Dec 2007

Escape 2 (also known has part 2) Walkthrough version 2

1.take all pies
2.Go east
3.go east
4.Type 'pull the book'
5.Throw pie. the maniac will die
6.you win.

Comment for ESCAPE!

08 Dec 2007

ESCAPE! Walkthrough by Michael

1.Go northwest
2.Go West
3.type 'pull LEVERS by I M A.'
4.Go out
5.You Win

CHEAT!
Skip step 1 and 2
Type 'pull LEVERS by I M A.'
and contune with step 4 and 5

Comment for Where's Annabel?

08 Dec 2007

I need a Walkthough for this

Review of Sandbox Samurai

19 Dec 2007

Like in the other post I made from the forums link:
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1797

Very Nice game for a Newbie to make
congrats.

P.S. Where did you get the name Michael from? me?

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Comment for Sandbox Samurai

20 Dec 2007

Reply: Comment #2 by Steve Lingle
Thanks
You should see the verbs that can help you though the game on the forums.
Reason why I didnt put an Walkthough its in the forums

Forum link to the verb that can help you though the game:
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1797

Comment for Sandbox Samurai

21 Dec 2007

Reply # 4 and 5 Comment by David Revelle

Looks like the first double post for textadventures.co.uk (that I know)
This is the time this topic could come in handy, link:
http://www.axeuk.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1802

Comment for DO WHAT YOU WANT!

07 Jan 2008

How can I put a Review on a game when I can't play it?
I cannot see the words

However If you play online you can highlight the words but its a waste of time.

Can you make a DO WHAT YOU WANT! 1.13 by making the foreground white.

and there's an error when you play Do What You Want 1.12

I've done the procedure in paragraph 2, This is a great game so far
but I got bored by highlighting a lot of words

If you fix the problem mentioned on paragraph 3 I rate it a 4

Comment for do what you want 1.1

07 Jan 2008

Review of Assasinating Dr. Froth

14 Jan 2008

Its a first great game for 2008

But too bad its short

I like the story
I like this funny part:
Your name is Dr. Froth, but you arn't a Docter, you just like the title.

a bit of typo there on Doctor but its OK

And I wonder if Elex will ever kill Dr Froth

I think maybe not..

Full Descriptions
Good Story

A good stragigy game

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Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth

15 Jan 2008

Age of Empires? Thats my faviorite game!

Hey if you have a copy try some cheats I found (that is if you dont know it)
Press [Enter] then enter a cheat code to activate the effect
CHEAT CODE EFFECT
gaia You control Animals but not people
woodstock You get 1000 wood
hari kari I forgot that this effect was...

Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth

15 Jan 2008

You cant do A lot of spaces... that is stupid
Heres a better one:

Age of Empires? Thats my faviorite game!

Hey if you have a copy try some cheats I found (that is if you dont know it)
Press [enter] then enter a cheat code and press [enter] to activate the effect
CHEAT CODE, EFFECT
gaia, You control animals
woodstock, You get 1000 wood
hari kari, I forgot that is the effect was...

Comment for Assasinating Dr. Froth

15 Jan 2008

Just a note from my review:

I didnt like the ending though...

Comment for ESCAPE!-boring edition

11 Feb 2008

aaaaaaand Funny! Lol

Review of Escape The House!

11 Feb 2008

Hey dther99, Ive won!

This isnt a very good game but its funny!
So I'm Rating this a 4
and welcome back dther99

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Review of Escape The House 2!

12 Feb 2008

Bravo! Bravo!
Best game I've seen from you
Its sooooooo Funny and if I recommend a funny text adventure author it will be you dther99

Walkthough

Take key
Take Paper Clip
North all the way
Read the ending :)

LOL

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Comment for The Bomb

12 Feb 2008

Nice experment Marc Andersen

Comment for Escape The House 2!

13 Feb 2008

Oh boy, another stab on another funny game and the same author
and GAMER!, I agree that its better then the 'escape' Games

Comment for DO WHAT YOU WANT!

13 Feb 2008

Hey GAMER!
I fixed the background to white.
I just need your permission for me to upload it
And don't worry, I haven't changed it (so you get the same credit)
Just the background (LOL)

I know the version 1.12 doesn't work
There's no data in it

Comment for The Bomb 0.2

13 Feb 2008

I like this game then the other one
but one thing thats bad in this game but not on the other one

Wheres the escape room?!?!?!?!?

Comment for vikings

13 Feb 2008

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dther99 I rate your funniness 9999999999999999999999999999999999/5!

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Comment for The Bomb 0.2

17 Feb 2008

Hi Marc

No offence but
You really think staying on the same place where the bomb is and you think its safe from danger right?