Mocha Man and Eager Elmer
Email: pokethepenguinagain@yahoo.com
Games by Mocha Man and Eager Elmer
Assassin
In this game you will explore ThereIsNoMafiaHereVille, a large happy town with a powerful mafia. This town is not happy in all ways, however... an incredibly corrupt mayor is unintentionally making unemployment rates skyrocket. You will begin without a job and forced to work for the mafia to make a living... and to kill the mayor who has ruined your life. You begin outside a tavern that will affect your life unfathomably (if you go get a drink inside that is).
There MIGHT be another version of this game coming out from the police force's point of view.
Added 31 Dec 2002
Reviews by Mocha Man and Eager Elmer
Comment for Assassin
17 Jul 2003
Thanks all for the positive comments. After my hard drive got mostly wiped by a virus, I lost all my quest files. Ah well. That was awhile ago. I have since moved on to programming graphical computer games (download them at http://drgames.2ya.com), but have re-downloaded QDK so maybe I'll start another quest game eventually... perhaps more of Assassin... I dunno. I'm glad people enjoy assassin so much though.
Comment for Assassin
13 Jan 2003
To Adji: I have absoluteley no idea in the slighest whatsoever why the screen went blank. Other bugs?? Aaah! On my computer, I tested and tested the game, and there were none, so perhaps it is a compatibility problem. I dont know.
To Atom Aaron: The bomb is hidden somewhere in a school, but there's much more to finding it than that.
Comment for Assassin
11 Jan 2003
Well, it seems that Jim Jones and I are the only people actually doing something on this web site. Where did B.J. Best and everyone else go? C'mon, I want another person to review this game.
Comment for Assassin
04 Jan 2003
What stuff was sorta bad? I want to know so that I can avoid it in future games. Pleeez submit a comment and tell me!
Review of Forgoten
03 Jan 2003
If you want my opinion, just read bjbest's review, which sums up my thoughts presicely. One thing I like, though, is its sense of... I dunno... atmosphere? Something, anyway, gives a slight thrill to playing this game. Otherwise... why do you have to open the oven? Why do you dream of cheese? What's with all the bodies?
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Review of Cheese Adventures
03 Jan 2003
I have to say that this game is quite worth playing, although... there is no point. But otherwise, it is good for some laughs, and the description is legnthy (if in-your-face). I think that a game, built off of this one, that takes place within the cheese factory with more rooms, puzzles, and plot would make a sure winner.
Highs: Funny, fun, creative.
Lows: Too short, lacks plot (but who cares?! Download it).
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Review of The Adventures of Koww the Magician
03 Jan 2003
This game and the 'Cheese Adventures' are both winners for the same reasons, but unlike the cheese game this one has legnth (in comparison, anyway), plot, and puzzles. It is hilarious and I advise trying to take, speak to, and look at everything, even inanimate objects that you can't speak to, just for the sarcastic responses.
Highs: Really really funny, presents a challenge, really really really really funny. Like really funny.
Lows: The game is for an older version of Quest and there are some compatibility problems, but otherwise NOTHING!
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Review of Kingdom
31 Dec 2002
If I could give this game 3 1/2 stars, I would, but I can't. I thought the game was very well thought out and made good use of the YES or NO interface. However, descriptions were not very long and commands were too long. For instance, 'send knight to village2' can easily be substituted with 'knight to village2' or even 'knight to 2.' Also, 'visit village1' might work better than 'travel to village1.' This game was fairly occupying, however, and does present a challenge to the player.
Highs: Easy YES or NO interface, well worked out effects of desicions made by the player
Lows: Short descriptions, long commands.
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Review of The Lazst Resort, Part 1
16 Dec 2002
Well, the author of this game seems to be an active reviewer as well as a genius game author. I have found this game to be my favorite on this site, with humor, description, and even music. It is difficult but not impossible to solve, with a little thinking involved (now how do you make a compass?). It has an intriguing plot and a large map, with well-developed characters and interesting items (of which there are very, very many). I think it is worth the download time, which is larger due to picture and sound files.
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Comment for Spectrum
15 Dec 2002
Okay, when you see that the comment from the creator of the game is only second on the list, you think 'wow, this guy was so proud of his work he had to be real quick to brag about it.' Well the truth is I've been checking for the posting of this game for like a week and I was so anxious for it to be up there that I couldn't resist making a comment. Anyway, hope you like it. I'm not sure how hard you'll consider it but I know it's definitely not as easy as some of the games I have played on this site.
Review of The Devil's Bargain
14 Dec 2002
A very cool game. Also very funny-- although the introduction gets old after a few times.
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Review of The Legend of Cyrn
08 Dec 2002
This is a fantastic game-- it is fun to play and it keeps you occupied for more than a measly ten minutes (like some of these games do). The potential of this game is amazing-- I can't wait to see the full version. I only had one problem and that was that in the very beginning, in the house of learning, almost all the rooms are named the same thing and all the scholars are named the same thing, so I would get confused as to where I was. This problem was too small to lose this game any stars, though.
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Review of Adventures Of Tenchi Muyo (Demo)
08 Dec 2002
This game has a great, cheery atmosphere and is very fun to play. However, there is really no objective on the whole. It really means demo when it says it, because I explored the full potential of the game in about ten minutes.
Pros: Easy navigation, fun interaction with other characters, happy atmosphere.
Cons: Annoying red and black color scheme, and Washu's test (you'll see if you play it). What's the point of the test?!
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Review of Fade to White
08 Dec 2002
To the above reviewer who gave this one star: You just didn't do the right thing-- try typing hint to get to the rest of the game.
Anyway, I think that it is a fabulous game, with incredible description and well-developed characters. Gameplay is very engrossing-- when you have a choice of what to do, you always want to know what the other way would have done after you click to go one way.
Pros: A very cool game with a unique story and an experianced creator.
Cons: The print is too small (but who cares).
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