I Rescued Elvis From Communist Alien Jerks by Rob Sedler

A truly silly game in which you play a local yokel who gets picked up by some alien screwheads, only to find out that they have also snagged ELVIS. Can you escape? Can you help THE KING escape? Will the tabloids be interested in your story? These questions, and less, are all revealed in the game.

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Review Jusve

28 Sep 2014

The game is fairly easy, but not so much as to be boring. I agree with The Gamer that it would be nice to not have to write the full name of an object. I remember finding the writing and premise amusing, if the language mistakes are somewhat distracting. Also, the title shouldn't allude to communist alien jerks if the alien jerks aren't actually communists.

Review miladragon3

17 Sep 2013

Fun game, even though the security guard cracked my neck.

Comment Corey Everett2

23 Jan 2013

When this game was released, I was 5. Wow.

Comment Godofgamers

25 Feb 2012

I can't figure out what to do, I'm still stuck in the open field. I tried every action on the pickup truck, but to no avail.

Comment Wheelnut

26 Feb 2011

Apart from finding the escape pod key, no luck with anything...

Comment Wheelnut

12 Dec 2010

I still need HELP!

Comment Wheelnut

05 Sep 2010

Anybody? Please?

Comment Wheelnut

29 Aug 2010

Great game so far, but I got stuck after I got the fuel and power cells.
I've tried using just about everything with anything, but I can't seem to find the right combination...
Can someone give me a clue?

Review GAMER!

16 Jan 2008

Examine the cot then take the cot leg and use it on the mirror.

Review Tai

05 Jul 2007

I got stuck on the holding cell. Oh well. Could someone help me? I tried everything...

Anyways its a cool game... even though I've only gotten that far hehe...

4 stars

Review Caleb Howell2

12 Apr 2005

This game was Frikin' Weird...Yet, it Kicked Ass.

Review The Gamer

07 Sep 2004

I will give the author credit for taking the time to add thought out descriptions to the rooms and objects and let's not forget the storyline itself. The descriptions were just a tad too descriptive. Instead of getting into the game, everything I looked at was a story in itself.

It was somewhat humorous. Not quite as funny as I was expecting after reading the other ratings.

I don't mean to be picky, but I cannot give this game a 5. A 4 is plenty fair enough given that you HAVE to spell out the entire real name of the object if you want to interact with it. Example, why can't I look at "truck"? Why does the game not understand that and forces you to type "look at pickup truck". I'm a fast typist but it's annoying to have to type it out while playing a game for enjoyment.

That being said and after how everyone loved this game, you guys are going to drool over mine coming out soon.

Review plumpythesquirrel

14 Jul 2004

i loved it but i'm still working on it... i just started text adventures so i'm a bit lost keep up the good work

Review Jamie Park

13 Jul 2004

This is a very good game here. I went pretty far but I got stuck after I obtain the power cells and the fuel pellets. Keep it up.

Review Anonymous

09 Oct 2003

Look I don't know what you do in this game? Yet people say its good so I'll give you 3 stars or dots whatever you call it.

Review Ste Edwards

30 Aug 2003

truely amazing game, good grammar, very funny indeed, and i had a good time playing it, so well done :D

Review King

04 Aug 2003

Ver nice game indeed, didn't take me too long, and had to draw myself a map. Very weird stuff going on, I like it!

Review Jakk

13 Jul 2003

I loved this game. Its was great. The game play was nice, the descriptions where great, and the weirdness of the game also made it more enjoyable. everyone should try this game.