The assassin by GAMER!

Review LordStarkillerII

This game is awsome even though i cant figure out what to do with to service man

Comment Autumn

andrew, do you really have to be so rude and unkind? Honest to God, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Comment Andrew Trewin

"... people who don't even know what a retard is because they themselves are."
And you didn't mention that? Or do you lack basic motor skills and can't even scroll up?

"Why have you never written a good review on any game on this website?"
http://textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=36#r635
http://textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=89#r644
http://textadventures.co.uk/review.php?game=23#r799

"why do you even make games?"
I could ask you the same qustion, but I would use proper capitalization. As for the answer, I do it because I enjoy it. You should try making games sometime, because those abominaions you make in 45 seconds are *not* games.

"Why don't you just stop using this website and give people some piece?"
Because I enjoy talking to all the intelligent individuals here. Wait...
Besides, havn't you already been banned from the forums? Or isn't that enough of a hint for you?

"Get off this website."
*ahem* Make me.

Comment GAMER!

Get off this website.

Comment GAMER!

Due to the fact that the word retard which, I'm surprised you know because of your retarded nature, had never been mentioned until the last few commentsso how was i to write that if it hadn't been mentioned?

I will ask a few simple questions:
Why have you never written a good review on any game on this website?
why do you even make games?
Why don't you just stop using this website and give people some piece?

Comment Andrew Trewin

Wow, it took you 3 days to come up with that? And I'm the retard?

Comment GAMER!

I also don't take reviews by people who don't even know what a retard is because they themselves are.

Comment Andrew Trewin

Coming from you, saying my two games were crap means absolutely nothing to me. I only take into account the ratings that people make who arn't complete mental retards. But hey, at least you played them!

Comment GAMER!

You just committed suiside in your comment with one of your comments. YOu say people don't accept their games suck and I have figured out that you, andrue, are one of them. You're 2 games were crap and I completed both of them in 2 minutes.

Comment Andrew Trewin

*sigh* Here we go again.

"Your first game was the sickest text adventure on this website and an 8 year old played it."

Really? I would have thought that Enterprising was. Thank you for playing it!

"You could of a t least placed a warning."

You could have at leas t read the description: "Your objective is to get the hooker." Isn't that clear enough?

"And your second game you end up getting stabbed. Surely someone could of jumped out of the way of a knife."

Well, usually people don't say 'Hi there, under my jacket is a knife! I'm gonna stab you with it! Now jump out of the way as I try to kill you in slow-mo.'

"Your games are a load of crap that was mangled by a reversing fork lift truck so stop writing reviews on games and let the website cheer as another fat person who ruins a good website leave this community."

I take pride in my high matabolism. I am a reed bending in the wind. I can safely say that I have been part of this community longer than you, and the only people who would cheer would probably be you and the other bad authors who simply cannot accept the fact that, well, maybe the games you make are not that good. Everyone can make games, but some people just shouldn't.
Please avoid such childish replies in the future.

Thana

Comment GAMER!

In fact the only games you like are you own which, in my opinion, are the ultimate crap. Your first game was the sickest text adventure on this website and an 8 year old played it. You could of a t least placed a warning. And your second game you end up getting stabbed. Surely someone could of jumped out of the way of a knife. Your games are a load of crap that was mangled by a reversing fork lift truck so stop writing reviews on games and let the website cheer as another fat person who ruins a good website leave this community.

Comment Andrew Trewin

Actually, I like most games - that are actually good. Thus, I yours a steaming piles of dung.

Comment GAMER!

Actually the rocket launcher isn't for free. Stop being so retarded and actually play the game.

Comment GAMER!

Wow how stupid can you get? There is a 3rd street! Hint actually play the game and stop being so ignorent. Also I've never seen a good review of a game that has any good comments so if you don't like everyone's games don't use www.textadventures.co.uk.

Review Andrew Trewin

Isn't there already a game named assassin? At least it had a capital and was spealt correctly.

I can take a free slencer from the pawn shop without Andy stopping me.
The magical guard hidden in the marble stops me from going through a door.
The dead guy is an object.
Andy will sell me a broken guitar for 5 bucks but will give me a Rocket Launcher for free?
There is no 3rd street.

Stop making games. Please, on my knees, I beg of you.


Thana