Assassin by Mocha Man and Eager Elmer

In this game you will explore ThereIsNoMafiaHereVille, a large happy town with a powerful mafia. This town is not happy in all ways, however... an incredibly corrupt mayor is unintentionally making unemployment rates skyrocket. You will begin without a job and forced to work for the mafia to make a living... and to kill the mayor who has ruined your life. You begin outside a tavern that will affect your life unfathomably (if you go get a drink inside that is).<br>There MIGHT be another version of this game coming out from the police force's point of view.
Comment OrlandoS51
06 Dec 2017
How do you make a map? I am very confused.

Review maxx gamer
24 May 2016
the map doesn't work and i am stuck finding the ballpit

Comment ziongame
01 Aug 2015
Took me two hours to figure out

16 Feb 2015
Where can you find the full map?

Review kokybo
06 Mar 2014
i love this game. It took me a while to figure out but now i get what i am doing

Review TeriyakiFreak
06 Feb 2014
I've talked to Vinnie, now I'm stuck in the club, what do I do?!

Comment TeriyakiFreak
06 Feb 2014
Don't know how to join the mafia...

Comment Paper Asssassin
04 Jan 2014
I am so sorry! I ment to rate the game a 5! I am so soooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy! Please forgive me!!!

04 Jan 2014
SUPER EPIC GAME!!! BEST. GAME. EVER. THIS SHOULD BE RATED TOP GAME!!!

Comment Paper Asssassin
04 Jan 2014
I'm trying to make a game with currency like this one but I don't know how to set up a currency system. Please Help!

Comment jc12121
06 Oct 2013
This is an excelent city rpg, which are quite uncommon in the first place, (well, at least well done ones,) and this one is truly a masterpiece. Excellent work!

Review calidro2
06 Oct 2013
The best text-based game I have ever played! But unfortunately the >Restore command doesn't work and I can't load my game. I was very deep in the story already and didn't want to restart the game so I quit before I could finish the story. PLEASE FIX THIS

Comment mrlawl1200
10 Sep 2013

How do i buy a car

Review Mac Ewing
18 Aug 2013
Pretty good so far. The only suggestion I can make would be using the "clear screen" every now and then. Some of the street descriptions were big enough that it could get a bit confusing. Really good gameplay, though.

03 Jun 2013
Fantastic game I love it!!

Comment gameroo1
18 May 2013
cool, I got shot in the gut by Vinnie though. D:

Comment alora
30 Jan 2013
it was a little buggy for me, i have no idea why, but i could never get a job. :P ill rate it when i finish it.. IF i finish it..


Review Lucas
27 May 2012
i cannt find duck pond

Comment hulkman508
25 Jan 2012
David Whyld certainly has a lot to say.

10 Jul 2011
Pretty awesome game, but I finished it in less than 15 minutes. Can't you put more story??

Review Edzet
17 May 2011
I liked it.
Thanks again Mocha Man and Eager Elmer.

07 Aug 2009
I enjoyed this game. It's the first game I actually got through though I did not like the last part. Why get killed if you win a game? I have not figured out how to buy a car at the dealership as apparently they were bribed not to sell. so how and where do I buy a car?

Comment Kyle Taylor
19 Feb 2008
Oops - sorry Eager Elmer. Overlooked the fact that you co-authored this game. As I say, I liked the concept but it can't get more than 2 stars without work on it. Maybe you could try to produce a fuller version.

Review Kyle Taylor
18 Feb 2008
Mocha Man definitely does things unconventionally. That's not necessarily a bad thing and I did come to enjoy some aspects of this game. The limited command interface in this game was a pain, and it took a while to get used to it. I found it irritating that a verb like 'search' could be recognised in one or two locations, like the hospital, but unrecognised anywhere else. Still, the instructions at the beginning pointed me in the right direction as to how to get to grips with this game, which was fun in a way.

Normally, I detest filler locations, and I like text adventures which are short on rooms and long on interactivity. However, this game doesn't seem to be a text adventure in the conventional sense. The main challenge (apart from figuring out its logic) is to hunt the details in the ocean of the town map.

The game is much too limited. It is only half a game really. Money can be made various ways - doing missions for the mafia, gambling and pawning stolen goods. I liked that part. I was also supposed to be able to get money by racing cars, though I never got enough money to buy a car. Money doesn't seem to help you much though, as you don't need to make much money to complete the game by killing the mayor. It doesn't hold together. Mocha Man, you should have brought in another objective in the game - something you would need a huge amount of money for, and more ways of making money (if I'm ever to race cars).

It also needed more interactive elements in the game. There were some nice details which are very easily missed, like the town notice board, and the bored receptionist. There needed to be more though. Mocha Man also confuses his east with his west in room descriptions. The church in this game. The hallway in Spectrum. Sort it out.

Review David Whyld
15 Jan 2008
With my thirst for appallingly crap games satisfied

Review GAMER!
12 Jan 2008
I really liked this game. There are two things that are stopping me from giving the game a five out of five. The first one is that I don't liek the ending. The second thing is that I think the game's too short. If you make another maybe you could make the game longer.

06 Oct 2007
The the best Game I ever Seen!
this game has a lot of description
And I liked the ending

Well Done Mocha Man and Eager Elmer!

Review Andrew Trewin
01 Jul 2007
"In this game you will explore ThereIsNoMafiaHereVille, a large happy town with a powerful mafia." for one thing, there is only 5 members of the mafia, so it aint all that powerful...

There are loads of rooms with no purpose, and every object is in the game FOR a purpose... Maybe, If you make a numero 2, you should add some descriptive objects.
IE. In the Car Lot were you buy a car, if you try to kill the guy selling them, he "runs you over many times with a car" were is the car?

Its also pretty short, with only about 3 missions if my memory serves me correctly.

Other than all of the above, 5 OUTTA 5!! YOU ROCK! KICK ASS! MAKE ANOTHER ONE! WOOOO!

~ AT

Comment Jeremy
27 Jun 2007
I've made a better map for this game! Hopefully it is accurate. I'll finish beating the game with it and if it is good I'll post it up somewhere. Meanwhile if anyone wants to test it let me know.

Comment Joyce
25 Apr 2007
how do you get the map to show on the screen? all I get is a blank screen when I click on it.

Comment patrick
07 Apr 2007
Hi, could someone tell me what to do after going with vinnie and awakening? Thanks!

23 Jun 2005
I had a lot of troubles with making a mpa, and that frustrated me a lot. Other than that, it was very interesting. I'm afraid I don't have the kind of patience it takes to play a game with such a large environment, but I am sure if I had taken more time, it would have been very enjoyable.

01 Nov 2004
Good Game! I found it rather easy to beat because there weren't really any puzzles. Puzzles slow me down a lot. Finshed it in under Half an Hour. Great Game!

Review Anonymous
09 Oct 2003
It was great yet the map was awful. It was tough to get around if you know what I mean.

01 Sep 2003
Everything was awesome, except I couldn't get past the bank robbery. I got the bag of money and went back to the club, like it said when you typed "mission" after getting the money. The only people there were Delphi and someone else. I spoke to them, used the money, dropped the money, and did tons of other stuff, but nothing happened. Then I went back to Main & Ave., where you first meet the Mafia Leader. He was there and I had to do everything again...And the same thing happened.

Other than that, great game. I like the idea of the cars.

17 Jul 2003
Thanks all for the positive comments. After my hard drive got mostly wiped by a virus, I lost all my quest files. Ah well. That was awhile ago. I have since moved on to programming graphical computer games (download them at http://drgames.2ya.com), but have re-downloaded QDK so maybe I'll start another quest game eventually... perhaps more of Assassin... I dunno. I'm glad people enjoy assassin so much though.

Review Caleb howell
06 Jul 2003
Nice game, good long descriptions and a good arsenal of weapons, ill give you that, but some things were wrong, there was really no use for the shotgun, and it was a little to short, but otherwhise a great game and well worth the download.

Review WeUp03
15 Jun 2003
This is perhaps the best game on this site!!! I agree finding the bomb is a little diffucult. I was also unable to find it and the map is almost pointless. Don't take it the wrong way I love the game just frustrating at times. Maybe the next installment will fix this :]

Maybe if you did'nt mind me and you could work on a S.W.A.T game or somethin. You are a very talented person keep up the good work!!!

12 Jun 2003
The game is great; you'd figure it was made by a professional. I'm stuck on the fifth (I think) mission, where you have to assassinate the mayor. I accept the mission, bought the silencer and go into the mansion but the alarm sounds and get shot.

Comment Adam Ironside
15 Jan 2003
Mocha Man: I think i may have a hidden viruson my computor somewhere. I'm doing intensive searching as my computor keeps crashing and freezing the screen. Maybe that was the problme eh?

Review Stormy
14 Jan 2003
I liked the game. It was easy and fun to following. Not a lot of going around in circles. I wasn't too pleased at being killed at the end but hey you can't have everything...LOL

13 Jan 2003
To Adji: I have absoluteley no idea in the slighest whatsoever why the screen went blank. Other bugs?? Aaah! On my computer, I tested and tested the game, and there were none, so perhaps it is a compatibility problem. I dont know.

To Atom Aaron: The bomb is hidden somewhere in a school, but there's much more to finding it than that.

Comment Atom Aaron
13 Jan 2003
This Game Is Ok But.. I Couldnt Get Past The Bomb Bit where u had 2 get the bomb where the hell is it??

Review Adam Ironside
13 Jan 2003
I enjoyed this game but there were several errors/bugs that made me unhappy.

For some reason i was not able to go past the part on i think the fourth mission where you dump the bodies in the lak. I dumped them in the lake but the the screen went white and would not let me do anything.
Whilst long descriptions are often good i feel you have over used them, this is probably just me but it is quite annoying at times.
Instead of going SOUTH to pancake house or summit, you should ahve mad it a GO TO Place. I prefer this, but again, maybe it is just me.

Other than that i think it is a good game. Keep up the work Mocha MAn.

p.s, any chance of an add-on or a sequel

11 Jan 2003
Well, it seems that Jim Jones and I are the only people actually doing something on this web site. Where did B.J. Best and everyone else go? C'mon, I want another person to review this game.

Comment Jim Jones
05 Jan 2003
The map isn't percise enough for my taists.... but thats just a small problem... I found my way around and beat it though...

04 Jan 2003
What stuff was sorta bad? I want to know so that I can avoid it in future games. Pleeez submit a comment and tell me!

Review Anonymous
03 Jan 2003
Great game! it has alot f what i look for in a game.... fighting, long descriptions, good discriptions, lots of objects, lots of rooms..... ect. ect. I like it.... some stuff that was sorta bad... but otherwise great!....

Jim Jones

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